Showing posts with label dance. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dance. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Strictly Ballroom - the musical version

On Saturday afternoon, Mum and I went to the matinee performance of Strictly Ballroom, which finishes in Melbourne this week. And while I found it thoroughly enjoyable, I also...had a lot of thoughts about it.

1. The staging was AMAZING. 
The stage rotates, and the sets are all in pieces that can be moved and assembled as required. All the sets are also double-sided so that scenes can take place, for instance, inside the dance studio or looking through the windows, at Fran's house or out the front of the milk bar, on the dance floor or backstage.

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2. The costumes are glorious. 
A lot of them are basically copies of the costumes from the movie, but they're still great. Plus, there are so many on-stage costume changes that it's basically Eurovision. There are even some on-stage hair changes. Basically, everything about the costumes, hair and make up is great.

3. The choreography is great.
Obviously, they're restricted by the size of the stage, so some of the big dramatic moves from the movie have to be altered (like Scott spinning across the floor). But on the whole, the choreography was totally brilliant and far more individualised than musical choreography tends to be.

4. The music felt...disjointed.
Look, the music was such a huge part of the movie, and obviously they were never going to be able to get the rights to all the songs they used. And obviously, they needed to include original songs to progress the story. But the problem for me is that there wasn't a single choreographer. There wasn't even a single lyricist.

The original songs are split between about four main composers, with input from a range of others. Add in the fact that there are half a dozen songs that aren't original - including Time After Time and Love Is In the Air - and the whole thing just ended up feeling like there was nothing to tie it together.

There's a great quote from an episode of The Office where Darryl shushes Michael as the orchestra starts playing because "If we don’t listen to the overture, we won’t recognise the musical themes when they come back later." And I think that's part of the problem here. There really weren't any recurring musical themes.

5. The demand for new steps was weirdly turned into a Les Mis style protest-y song.
In the movie, the argument in favour of new steps is about 30 seconds of people chanting "new steps, new steps!" while dance newsletters spin on screen with sensationalist headlines, ending with Barry Fife saying "THERE WILL BE NO NEW STEPS". But in the musical, that somehow gets turned into two separate songs: one in which Barry has nightmares about people asking for new steps, and one in which the entire company wave placards and flags and Scott dances around encouraging them to protest. Basically, it was all a little strange.

6. Insufficient anger.
Don't get me wrong, Thomas Lacey was great in the role of Scott Hastings. But what shines through so strongly in the movie is Scott's anger. It's not just that he's bored of the steps, bored of doing what his mother and his dance teacher tell him. He's frustrated. He's angry. He's sick of other people dictating what he can do with his life. It's that anger and passion that makes that finale paso doble so perfect. And Paul Mercurio does that anger so brilliantly in the movie. But on stage - and it's totally understandable, because portraying that much anger consistently over two hours, eight times a week? NOPE - none of that really came through.

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7. Fernando Mira's solo was FLAWLESS.
It was never going to be easy to follow Antonio Vargas' fabulous turn as Fran's father, Rico, in the movie. And really, Rico feels like a much smaller part in the stage production. But the "pffff, that's not paso doble" solo from Fernando Mira was pretty damned incredible. It's not entirely surprising that he and Natalie Gamsu (who played Abuela) got the biggest round of applause during the curtain call.

8. I have mixed feelings about the audience participation elements.
Having the theatre divided into blocks of coloured seats and having the audience cheer for the performers wearing that colour in the "competitions" was a fun idea. And I loved the opening of act 2 in which a couple from the audience were pulled on stage to become part of the performance in Beautiful When You Dance, which was definitely one of the strongest songs.

But trying to recreate the ending of the movie, where the dance floor is flooded with spectators joining in the fun didn't entirely work for me. There ended up being maybe 50 audience members on stage, but many of them just swayed back and forth awkwardly, despite having rushed up on the stage. One little girl looked like she was about to cry. And then giving those audience members a curtain call was just...strange.

9. Mike Snell WAS Ken Railings.
He did an absolutely phenomenal job of playing a character who's sleazy and a total drunk but still incredibly funny and somehow likeable. If I hadn't known better, I would have sworn it was John Hannan, who played Ken in the film, up there.

10. I think I'd give it 7/10?
I know I sound like I'm being overly negative here. It really was a thoroughly enjoyable musical production. But. It's also not one where I left singing any of the songs, unlike when I saw Book of Mormon last year and spent the next three days with You And Me But Mostly Me stuck in my head. It's not one where I came out of the theatre and wanted to go straight to the box office for tickets to see it again, like I wanted to with Les Miserables last year (but didn't because tickets were $125). Instead, I came home and watched the movie. Which, strangely, does a better job of recurring musical themes...

So yeah. It was an enjoyable afternoon. But I can't help but think that it might be better if you had no prior exposure to the story and went in not expecting certain moments, certain pieces of music and certain characters portrayed in a particular way.

K xx

Monday, June 3, 2013

Movie Monday: She's All That


Today's movie and I have a very long relationship. In fact, I saw this on my 16th birthday, followed by dinner at Planet Hollywood, because I'm cool like that. I must have watched it at least a dozen times since then, because it's awesome and you cannot convince me otherwise.
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Reasons why She's All That is awesome:
1. The dance routine at prom. It's rare that a non-musical will have the entire cast spontaneously break into a choreographed dance routine. Plus, this one's fabulous.


2. Freddie Prinze Jr. This was the start of his peak period of fame and while, personally, I prefer him in Head Over Heels (at least partly because his character has a Great Dane named Hamlet), he's a pretty great teen heart throb type here.
3. Stereotypical makeover scenes.
4. Rachael Leigh Cook.
5. Who doesn't love a modern adaptation of Pygmalion?!
6. Kieran Culkin. He's a total highlight for me.
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7. Ridiculous artworks.
8. The insane interpretive dance/art show thing that Laney drags Zack to.
9. The notion that, 14 years after it was released, pre-makeover Laney would be considered far cooler than the so-called cool kids.
10. Rapping about prom queen candidates.
11. Anna Paquin. It's so totally unlike her role as Sookie Stackhouse, and she's kind of great.
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12. The high school it was filmed at? Is the same one that served as Sunnydale High in Buffy.
13. Matthew Lillard. His character is the ACTUAL WORST, as so many of Matthew Lillard's characters are. But he does it so well.
14. Sneaky references to Hanson. No, seriously.
15. Felafel hats.
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16. The soundtrack.
17. Paul Walker. LOL.
18. Air horns.
19. The DJ who runs the school's radio station? That's Usher.
20. Sarah Michelle Gellar cameos. Awesomeness.
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21. Epically wrong Jeopardy guesses.
22. Pagers. LOL.
23. Brock's insane dancing. OMG.
24. Taylor's hideous prom dress. SO UGLY OMG.
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Plus, the following quotes:
- "Sometimes when you open up to people, you let the bad in with the good."
- "She kinda blew me off..." "I like her already."
- "Sir, have you reached a decision?" "Yes. Supersize my balls."
- "What is this, some kind of dork outreach program?"
- "I did not wig!" "Oh, there was MAJOR wiggage."
- "I could win this thing in fluorescent lighting on the first day of my period, cloaked in T.J. Maxx."
- "So, Laney, I was wondering if you wanted to...embarrass me horribly in front of all these people..."
- "Hoover it!"
- "I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. Except for that whole hooker thing..."
- "I am uninviting you!" "You're not the boss of him."
- "I've seen you in gym class, you run like a girl." "I AM a girl."
- "Not even an M&M's worth of fun?"
- "His dad owns Harrison Ford." "The actor?" "No. The car dealership."
- "Do you realise how lucky you are? You can go to Dartmouth, you can go to NYU, you can go to Borneo and study squid fishing! The point is, you're 18 and that's old enough to start making your own choices."
- "So that's a no?" "That's a HELL no."

So. Thoughts?

K xx

Thursday, May 9, 2013

101 in 1001 #15

On Monday, I officially crossed something else off my Day Zero list - lose 5kgs. Although it's actually ended up being 5.3kg. That's just under 12lbs to you, America. 

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

It took me a terrifyingly long time to actually get around to making progress on this, and then another three and a half months to actually lose said weight. But still - I did it, with help from MyFitnessPal and a crapton of exercise! 

I would do before and after pictures, but it's 9pm and I'm lazy, so...yeah. 

In conclusion, this is what I should have done to celebrate:

Instead, I went "Huh. Cool." Slightly less exciting. And you're welcome for the dancing Jensen Ackles. 

K xx

Monday, April 8, 2013

Movie Monday: Centre Stage


This one's been a long time coming - I mentioned to That One English Teacher a couple of weeks ago that I needed to cover it at some point, and apparently I've decided that "some point" = NOW.

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Reasons why Centre Stage is awesome:
1. BALLET. I loves me a dance movie, but I love ballet movies in particular. Probably because I kinda wanted to do ballet as a kid but never did.
2. The music. Not only is there brilliant classical stuff, but there's also Jamiroquai, Red Hot Chilli Peppers and Michael Jackson.
3. Amanda Schull. She's brilliant as Jody.
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4. The fact that most of the cast are actual dancers rather than actors who they paired with dance doubles.
5. Zoe Saldana. She's fantastic. And mouthy.
6. That it doesn't romanticise dancing. There are injuries, mangled feet, sweat and eating disorders aplenty.
7. The pirouettes at the end of Cooper's ballet. That's hella impressive, y'all. (Skip to the 2 minute mark for the pirouettes, but you should really watch the whole thing)


8. A montage of nothing but breaking in pointe shoes.
9. Eion Bailey as Jim. He's kind of adorkable. (In a somewhat stalker-y way.....)
10. Cooper's ballet. It's phenomenal, if a little too personal.
11. Ethan Stiefel as Cooper Nielson. Sure, Cooper's a total asshat, but the movie wouldn't even remotely be the same without him. Besides, he's an incredible dancer.
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12. Salsa dancing.
13. Peter Gallagher, otherwise known as He Of The Impressive Eyebrows. We named a whole scale after them over on Snark Squad.
14. RED POINTE SHOES.
15. Onstage costume changes. It's like Eurovision, only classy.
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16. Attempting to dance still drunk and just ending up giggling hysterically.
17. Charlie and Cooper's little dance-off in the studio.
18. The costumes for the various performances.


Plus, the following quotes:
- "My stage name is Eric O. Jones. After Oprah. She's my idol."
- "Did you see how *on* I was tonight??
- "Come downstairs, it's Marlboro Country."
- "I am your slave." "I'd believe it more if you weren't staring at your fucking reflection when you said it." "If someone wants to hear profanity, Miss Rodriguez, they can take a subway. They don't need to spend sixty dollars on a ballet ticket... Though she has a point."
- "What, did you go to a special bitch academy or something?"
- "What a prick." "But he was really nice about it." "Being nice when you say something pricky is even prickier."
- "I do ballet because it has nothing to do with the people. Give me tiaras and boys in tights any day."
- "Careful with that one. You break it, you bought it!"
- "You are in big trouble." "She's in my ballet." "Oh please... she's a heartbeat away from tattooing your name on her ass."
- "You feel the difference?" "Felt like the same old shit to me."

On a scale from 1 to "why the hell can't *I* balance my full body weight on my toes??", how much do you love this movie?

K xx

Monday, December 10, 2012

Movie Monday: Dirty Dancing


So on Saturday night, I got a message from Ness asking if I wanted help watching the movie for this week. Except that I was still busy being all kinds of vague, so I hadn't actually picked it yet. Clearly, Ness was in the mood for a Christmas movie, because in the course of deciding on a movie, this happened:

Ness: So I haven't watched Love Actually yet this year...
Me: I did that last year...
Ness: What about The Holiday?
Me: Uuuuuuugh, Cameron Diaz...
Ness: But...Jude Law??
Me: But CAMERON DIAZ...
Ness: Oooh, Muppet's Christmas Carol!
Me: Bah humbug. Maybe closer to Christmas. Dirty Dancing?
Ness: It's ALWAYS time for Dirty Dancing!!

And so it came to pass that we watched Dirty Dancing for the five millionth time and I was successfully able to pretend Christmas isn't happening.
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Reasons why Dirty Dancing is awesome:
1. Jennifer Grey. It's one of the world's great travesties that she got a nose job and removed all her personality. She's completely perfect as Baby.
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2. Dancing. I loves me a dance movie! (Provided it doesn't star Channing Tatum. BLURGH.)
3. Baby's epic awkwardness when she first walks into the staff quarters - see above!
4. Patrick Swayze. Holy Hell, is he spectacular here.
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5. The soundtrack. You're lying if you say that you don't sing along throughout the entire movie.
6. Jerry Orbach as Mr. Houseman. It's weird to see him as anything other than Lennie Briscoe, but I love him in this.
7. Practicing the lifts.
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8. Kelly Bishop as Mrs. Houseman. She's basically playing a younger version of Emily Gilmore years before Emily Gilmore existed, and it's hilarious.
9. Baby's sister, Lisa. She reminds me a lot of Cordelia from Buffy for some reason.
10. The big finale.


11. The idea of a holiday that involves activities like TRYING ON WIGS is hilaaaaaaaarious.
12. Johnny lip-syncing along with "(I've Had) The Time of My Life" at the end.
13. The two crazy old people who steal wallets.
14. Penny. She's kind of awesome. And terrifyingly flexible...
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15. Johnny beating up Robbie the Douchebag.
16. The costumes. Equal parts awesome and hilarious.
17. The scene in rehearsals where Baby keeps cracking up laughing. Especially seeing as it was a genuine reaction from Jennifer Grey and wasn't meant to be in the movie.
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18. The choreographer was Kenny Ortega, who's also choreographed Ferris Bueller's Day Off, all three High School Musical movies, and the Salt Lake City Winter Olympics opening ceremony. He's also listed as the director of the Dirty Dancing remake, which OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???? Still, he did a pretty spectacular job of choreographing this!
19. Baby practicing her dance steps as she leaves the staff area.

Plus, the following lines:
- "Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
- "Oh, come on, ladies! God wouldn't have given you maracas if he didn't want you to shake 'em!"
- "Where is my beige iridescent lipstick?!"
- "That little wimp. He wouldn't know a new idea if it hit him in the pachenga!"
- "God, I am so sick of this rain. Remind me not to take my honeymoon at Niagara Falls." "So you go to Acapulco  it'll be fine!"
- "Max, our Baby's gonna change the world!" "And what are you gonna do, missy?" "Oh, Lisa's going to decorate it."
- "I have to say it. I'm known as the catch of the county." "I'm sure you are." "But, last week, I took a girl from Jamie, the lifeguard. And he said to her, right in front of me, "What does he have that I don't have?" And she said, "Two hotels.""
- "Sorry for the interruption, folks, but I always do the last dance of the season. This year somebody told me not to. So I'm gonna do my kind of dancin' with a great partner, who's not only a terrific dancer, but somebody... who's taught me... that there are people willing to stand up for other people no matter what it costs them. Somebody who's taught me about the kind of person I wanna be. Miss Frances Houseman."
- "Look, spaghetti arms. This is my dance space. This is your dance space. I don't go into yours, you don't go into mine. You gotta hold the frame."  
- "I carried a watermelon."

I would ask if you love it, but if you don't, I'm not sure we can be friends...

K xx

Friday, November 30, 2012

Hallelujah

It's Day 30 of NaBloPoMo!!! You know what that means? I DON'T HAVE TO WRITE A BLOG POST TOMORROW!!!!!!!!
Don't get me wrong, I love you guys like whoa. But between writing a blog post a day here AND two posts a week for Snark Squad? That's a lot of blogging. Especially when I'm trying to be a responsible adult as well and work/cook dinner/have something resembling a social life.

So yeah. I was going to make a vlog of me celebrating, but it's a millionty degrees outside and frankly? I CBF. So instead, let's throw a gif-y dance party with all of my favourite people:







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I'll be back on Monday. Have a good weekend, y'all.

K xx

PS. Someone remind me to PLAN AHEAD for NaBloPoMo next year???

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

101 in 1001 #25

On Saturday night, I crossed something else off my Day Zero list - going to the ballet. My cousin and I went to the Australian Ballet's 50th Anniversary Gala, and it was AMAZING. It featured not only the Australian Ballet, but guest artists from ballet companies around the world, including the Stuttgart Ballet, the National Ballet of China, and the San Francisco Ballet.

There were two pieces by the Australian Ballet, which were completely beautiful, and a bunch of pas de deux routines from both classical and modern ballets, starring artists from around the world AND from the Australian Ballet.

While I loved the longer pieces by the full Australian Ballet, I sometimes felt like there was so much going on that I was missing out on some parts of the performance simply because I couldn't look everywhere at once. For this reason, my three favourites of the evening were from the pas de deux segments.

My absolute favourite - which got a standing ovation on Saturday night - was the Wedding Pas de Deux from Don Quixote, performed by Daniel Camargo and Elisa Badenes from the Stuttgart Ballet. It was phenomenal - the amount of jumps was staggering, the speed of the piece was astonishing, and the whole thing was just FUN.
Photo by Lynette Wills, taken from the Australian
Ballet's Facebook page.

My other two favourites were the Tschaikovsky Pas de Deux, performed by Kevin Jackson and Lana Jones of the Australian Ballet, and the Pas de Deux from After the Rain, performed by Amber Scott of the Australian Ballet, and Damian Smith of the San Francisco Ballet. The former showed off the best of classical ballet, while the latter was modern, and astonishingly beautiful.

All in all, it was a truly spectacular night, with magnificent dancers from around the world, and I'm so glad I got the chance to go. If you're in Australia, I highly recommend watching it on ABC iView!
Photo by Lynette Wills, taken from the Australian Ballet's Facebook page.

Here's to another fifty years of the Australian Ballet, and many more trips to their performances in the future!

K xx

Disclaimer: The Australian Ballet have no idea who I am, I just had an amazing time on Saturday night! 

Monday, October 22, 2012

Movie Monday: Strictly Ballroom


In typical fashion, I still had no idea what movie to watch at lunchtime yesterday. But then 'Love is in the Air' came on the radio, and there was no competition.
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I have a perhaps slightly unnatural soft spot for this movie, because it was the first thing I ever went to see at the movies WITHOUT AN ACCOMPANYING PARENT. I was 9, and someone's mother dropped us at the cinema about ten minutes before it started, and picked us up as soon as it finished. This, I should add, was in 1992 when it was acceptable to do such things despite the lack of mobile phones. We sat in the back row and thought we were SOOOOOOOOO cool, and were the youngest people in the theatre by approximately sixty years.

ANYWAY.

Reasons why Strictly Ballroom is awesome:
1. It was Baz Luhrmann's directorial debut.
2. Paul Mercurio as Scott. This was his acting debut (he was a professional dancer), and he's pretty phenomenal.
3. The costumes. Oh my GOD, the costumes.
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4. Tara Morice. She's fantastic as Fran.
5. The dancing.
6. Bill Hunter. Almost every big name Australian film from the 90s seemed to star Bill Hunter. There's a valid reason for it - he's fantastic.
7. Scott's little sister, Kylie. She's HILARIOUS.
8. Scott's big entrance at the Pan Pacifics.
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9. Gia Carides as Scott's dance partner, Liz. You may know her better as Robin Swallows from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.
10. The documentary style at the beginning.
11. Barry Otto as Scott's father, Doug. He's BRILLIANT.
12. The hairstyles. OH MY GOD.
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13. The soundtrack. I actually have this on CD, and it's awesome.
14. The scene where Ken Railings walks into the dance studio to see Liz.
15. Training in secret on the roof.
16. The scene where Fran's dad teaches Scott to do the paso doble properly.
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17. SO. MANY. SEQUINS.
18. Doug's backstory.
19. Fran's grandmother. She's sassy as hell, even when almost all her lines are in Spanish.
20. Sonja Kruger and Todd McKenny. They're now both involved with the Australian version of Dancing With the Stars.
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21. Dancing the rumba behind the curtain at the State Championship.
22. The cinematography is BEAUTIFUL.
23. The whole thing was made for $3,000,000, and they had to fight for almost every cent of it.
24. When Doug starts applauding in the silent stadium.
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25. All the times Liz accidentally knocks Fran over or squashes her behind doors.
26. Dancing the paso doble at the Pan Pacifics. You have to see it to believe it.


Plus, the following quotes:
- "A life lived in fear is a life half-lived."
- [hissed between teeth while dancing] "You've been drinking!" "Bullshit. Bullshit!" "You bloody have!"
- "A little musicality, please!"
- "I find it hard to get the films now. It's all video, video, video."
- "If you're driving the engine, what's that in the thermos??"
- "I have to help Wayne with his bogo pogo."
- "What do I want? I'll tell you what I want! I want Ken Railings to walk in here right now, and say 'Pam Shortt's broken both her legs, and I wanna dance with YOU!'" "Pam Shortt's broken both her legs, and I wanna dance with you." "That was unexpected."
- "We had the chance, but we were scared. We walked away. We lived our lives IN FEAR!"
- "Where do you think we'd be if everyone went around making up their own steps?" "Out of a job."
- "SHOW me your paso doble!"
- "Well, of course, you can dance any steps you like. That doesn't mean you'll.......WIN."
- "Son, can I bend your ear for a tick?" "Not now, Dad!"
- "Where the man goes, the lady must follow..."
- "He doesn't CARE about winning the Pan Pacific Grand Prix???"
- "He started doing his own wild, crowd-pleasing steps. A bit like you, Scott. Not always...strictly ballroom."
- "Poor Tina. It's like dancing in a brewery."
- "You've a light in you, boy. Let it shine!"

What's your favourite dance movie?
K xx

Monday, March 12, 2012

Movie Mondays: Singin' in the Rain


Over the weekend, Emmy said something on Twitter about how she had the urge to watch Singin' in the Rain. The minute I saw her tweet, I knew I'd found my choice for this week's movie.

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I love this movie. I can't even tell you how many times I've watched it. (Heads up - if you love this movie, do NOT read the trivia section about it on IMDb. It will make you saaaaaaaaaaad...)

Reasons why Singin' in the Rain is awesome:
1. Gene Kelly. My God, that man could dance.
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2. The costumes. Divine decadence.
3. Lina's voice. You can't help but laugh.
4. Donald O'Connor. Apparently he was really unwell when they were filming the "Make 'em Laugh" scene, to the point where he was so exhausted afterwards that he had to spend three days in bed to recover!
5. TAP DANCING, SO MUCH TAP DANCING. I'm not going to lie - a combination of this movie and seeing 42nd Street live on stage is what made me take up tap dancing a millionty years ago.
6. The "Make 'em Laugh" routine.
7. Movie directors wearing ridiculous puffy trousers and knee high boots.
8. Debbie Reynolds. She was only 19 when this was filmed, and had to catch several buses from her parents' house to the lot every day.
9. How often Gene Kelly acts/speaks directly to the camera.
10. Cyd Charisse. I actually don't like the "Broadway Melody" interlude-y thing, but she's an incredible dancer.
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11. OH MY GOD, THE SHOES. (I'm not sure if I love these or Cyd Charisse's green ones from "Broadway Melody" more...)
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12. The "Singin' in the Rain" routine. It was filmed in one take, and Gene Kelly ad-libbed a lot of it.
13. Jean Hagen. It takes a lot to be so dislikeable a character and still steal the show.
14. No matter how insanely strenuous the dance routines are, Gene Kelly and Donald O'Connor always look like they're having a blast.
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15. Gene Kelly's spectacular collection of knee high socks.
16. When the sound and the picture get out of sync at the screening of the Duelling Cavalier. Genius!!

Not to mention the following quotes, many of which are from Lina, so appear far less funny than they actually are when they're in her ridiculous squeaky voice:
- "She's so refined I think I'll kill myself."
- "What's wrong with the way I talk? What's the big idea? Am I dumb or something?"
- "Haven't you heard? She's irresistible! She told me so herself."
- "And I can't stand him!"
- "You've got to show a movie at a party. It's a Hollywood law!"
- "I'd rather kiss a tarantula." "You don't mean that." "I don't? Hey Joe - bring me a tarantula."
- "Well of COURSE we talk. Don't everybody?"
- "Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously. Moses he knowses his toeses aren't roses, as Moses supposes his toeses to be."
- "Well I can't make love to a bush!" (there's a microphone hidden in the shrubbery)
- "Sensational! Cosmo, remind me to give you a raise." "Oh, R.F.?" "Yes?" "Give me a raise."
- "I can't quite visualise it, I'll have to see it on film."
- "I happen to be in *love* with her." "That's ridiculous, everybody knows you're in love with me!"
- "I make more money than...than...than Calvin Coolidge. Put together!!"
- "People?! I ain't people!"
- "Lina. She can't act, she can't sing, she can't dance. A triple threat."
- "I gave an exclusive story to every paper in town."
- "If we bring a little joy into your humdrum lives, it makes us feel as though our hard work ain't been in vain for nothin'."

Who else covets basically every pair of shoes in this film?? Or, you know, just loves the crap out of it?

K xx

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

101 in 1001 #29

As a kid, I was never particularly interested in dance or gymnastics. Mostly because I could barely manage a somersault, let alone a handstand or the splits. It was convenient, because with moving all the time, trying to get a dance teacher to understand where I'd been up to in a class on the other side of the world would have been rather complicated. But I *do* remember being insanely jealous when my best friend at primary school in England did dance classes one day a week instead of the compulsory hour and a half of hockey/netball/tennis/cross country/rounders/swimming/insert other sport here that we had to do on a daily basis. I think it was mostly because she got to wear these:
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THEY HAD HEELS. This is disturbingly exciting and envy-creating when you're ten. And then not long before we left England, we went to see 42nd Street on stage. And that was it - I was sold on tap.

I did tap for six years once we moved back to Australia. For most of that time, the class after mine was a neoclassical ballet class. The more I saw them swirling about in floaty skirts, the more I wanted to do the same. And then, one fateful day in 2007, Em phoned me to say that she was taking up adult ballet classes, and did I want to come with her.

HELLS TO THE YES. For three days after my first class, I walked like a duck because my thighs hurt so much from plies. But it was worth it.

And then I moved to Canberra in 2008. Sure, there were adult ballet classes in Canberra. But they were all stupidly expensive (for a poor starving post-grad student, anyway!) or on the other side of town or down long isolated back roads between 8pm and 9.30pm. No, thank you. So when I decided that I was going to move back to Melbourne, I immediately put 'go back to ballet classes' on my 101 in 1001 list.

I rang my old ballet school when I got back from the US. The principal was thrilled to hear from me, and four weeks later my toes still cramp like a bastard in class every week. But I love it and it's totally worth every pain in my metatarsals. Except for one small problem - the school has a new studio, which has mirrors all down one wall. Which means I can see how I really look. DO NOT LIKE.

How I look in my head:
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How I REALLY look: A cross between this...
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(Lauren, that was especially for you!!) and this:
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But that's okay. Because I know I've only been back at it a couple of weeks. And hopefully in a couple of months, I'll look less like Conan/a baby hippo and more like I actually know what I'm doing. And maybe THEN my ballet teacher will be able to stop saying "Kirsti, don't look so WORRIED!!" every five minutes during class!

K xx

PS. No, I don't have pointe shoes. And no, I don't have to wear tights and a leotard. Thank God for both of those things.
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